I am Birdie! I am a Hufflepuff Mormorian. I have turned into a multifandom blog. I post about mormor, Captain America, Teen Wolf, X-men, and occasionally I post writing. I take requests just send me an ask :D! **NSFW tagged as such!!!* If you need me to tag things let me know. *
PS: I am 19 so I don't rp smut with minors. If you are underage and wish to rp with me for some odd reason we can either skip smut stuff or we can rp platonic relationships.
The Magpie and The Tiger
can’t wait for fall to start so i can stop wearing the same two pairs of shorts all the time and start wearing the same two pairs of jeans all the time
When you realise how much gay porn you actually read
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
tbh my Magnussen-Moriarty headcanon is that Magnussen looked at Moriarty and his mindpalace-thing started running (finances: unknown - pressure point: searching…) and then suddenly everything starts blaring and turns red and the words BACK THE FUCK OFF flash insistently across his mental screens -
and Jim just smiiiiiles, because he knows exactly what’s going on.
the pumpkin king / sally
Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.
This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.
me at school
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
don’t bully kids at school or else they’ll poison your eczema medication and then keep your shoes after you’re dead
I asked for a soy chai and they gave me a dirty soy chai… what the fuck is that… this tastes like shit… I didn’t even know they had something called that… I’m so upset… I think it has coffee in it…. I can’t drink coffee!